Wednesday, April 11, 2007

It’s All Relative


A few days ago, my husband and I hosted Easter dinner for more than 25 family members, many of which stayed a couple nights. This crazy and exhausting adventure has taught us the following:


  1. Two 4-year olds can bicker more than their parents

  2. Kitchens should have maximum quantities, similar to hot tubs and elevators

  3. There's never enough coffee or bathrooms

  4. Helpful guests will rearrange your stuff

  5. Bedtimes are a misnomer

  6. The more you want to be heard, the louder you get

  7. If my family was on Survivor and my house was the island, I’d vote to kick-off the early risers first, regardless of how young they are

  8. Accidents will happen at the table, in the bathtub, in the hallway, in the bedroom...

  9. Sisters will raid your closets; brothers will raid your beverages

  10. Little boys pee everywhere, in the toilet, on the toilet, all over the floor…

  11. If your brothers / brother-in-laws are bored enough, they'll do anything... landscaping, car repairs, dishes, sweeping, vacuuming…

  12. Competitive kickball isn't such a good idea for 4 year olds or 40 year olds

  13. If two little boys can destroy a room, imagine what 7 boys and 2 girls can do

  14. Laughing at your family is fun, laughing with your family is more fun

  15. Prolonged sleep deprivation makes me edgy in the not so cool sort of way

  16. Two air mattresses are better than one

  17. Headphones are a blessing

  18. Booze makes everything better

  19. Closets are dark and peaceful places

  20. 29 people in one house just might be 19 too many

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

We found the closet to be the safest place- even my kids slept better in it.

Anonymous said...

I'd say 29 people in one house just might be 28 too many! :)